Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

Where did the false claim that Haitian immigrants are eating pets come from?

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

What contributed to the popularity of The Beatles' song 'Yesterday'? Was it due to its simplicity, lyrics, or other factors?

I can read

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

Can you share a story of someone who had a lucky experience while hitchhiking?

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

Treasury yields slide as ADP payrolls fall to lowest in more than two years - CNBC

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

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If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

Pregnant women warned against using weight-loss jabs - BBC

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I actually pay taxes

Is there porn on TikTok?

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I have complete contempt for fakery

Tulsa, Oklahoma, plans more than $105m in reparations for America's 'hidden' massacre - BBC

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I see through liars

Big Bang May Not Be The Beginning of Everything, New Theory Suggests - ScienceAlert

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I don’t buy bullshit

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

Why do people procrastinate and how can they stop?

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

Musk's DOGE workers are now investigating Medicare and Medicaid. They want to eliminate fraud, but can they also be hurting poor Americans and senior citizens' benefits?

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I don’t cotton to rapists

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

Inflation slides to 1.9% in Europe, as worries shift from prices to Trump and tariffs - AP News

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I have complete contempt for traitorism

Analysts Look to Tesla’s Robotaxi Launch After Stock Hit From Musk-Trump Spat - Investopedia

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I can count

I am interested in gang stalking tactics. How do covert agents use street theater and false narratives to torment targeted individuals?

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

Can you share something that captivates you, whether it's an idea, a discovery, or an invention?

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I have a reading level above third grade

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I understand how hurricane paths work

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center